Beautiful woman regrets embarrassing a shy stranger in a bar

A beautiful young woman regrets embarrassing a shy young man

A pleasant but shy young man walked into a bar in the hope of meeting new people, maybe even a girl if he was really lucky.

He sits down at a table in the corner and after a while he notices that there’s been a beautiful girl sitting at the bar on her own for about 10 minutes. No one was talking to her.

“Maybe she’s lonely too,” he thought. “Maybe this is my chance to get to know someone.”

A beautiful young woman regrets embarrassing a shy young man

It takes him another 20 minutes to pluck up the courage to go over to talk to her but eventually he makes a move.

“Excuse me Miss,” he says. “Would you mind if I joined you for a moment?”

Suddenly, the woman yells out as loud as she can: “No I won’t go to bed with you.”

Crestfallen, he returns to his seat knowing that everyone in the crowded bar knew what happened and were now looking at him suspiciously.

He was about to get out as quickly as possible when the woman approached him and said: “I’m sorry about that. It’s just that I’m a psychology student and I’m researching how people react to embarrassing situations.”

The young man looked at her for a moment then shouted out as loud as he could: “No I will not pay you 50 euros for a night of sex.”

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