Kathleen was the most beautiful woman in the village but she was a modest soul who liked the simple things in life. One day, she took up gardening because she wanted to get back to nature.
She did quite well but found she couldn’t get her tomatoes to ripen and turn red.
Continue reading “Can Kathleen’s saucy beauty turn her tomatoes red?”
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A tourist was walking along Grafton Street in Dublin when he saw a ‘retro’ style old fashioned barbers shop offering shave and shoe shine at the same time.
He thought he’d give it a try and walked inside.
Continue reading “Close shave at the barbers…be careful when chatting up strangers”
Eileen is alone in the gym when a handsome bodybuilder walks up to her and starts flexing his bulging muscles.
“What a big chest you have,” she says, giggling as she looks him up and down.
Continue reading “Innocent Eileen and the handsome hunk at the gym”
Mick had been stranded on a desert island for over ten years. One day, when he was looking out to sea, he saw something unusual on the horizon.
“It’s a weird speck shape,” he thought to himself, “it’s definitely not a ship.”
Continue reading “Mick’s good luck on a desert island”
Dermot sighed with pleasure as his wife moved gently in and out. He could hardly contain his excitement as went she back and forth…gently back and forth…in and out…over and over again, determined to get it just right.
Meanwhile, his wife’s heart was pounding…her face flushed as the tension mounted…she moaned with each gentle movement…he smiled in satisfaction.
Continue reading “Dermot in ecstasy as his wife moves in and out…no it’s not what you think!”
A woman arrived home to find her son-in-law in a fury, packing his bags.
“Peter, what’s going on,” she asked.
Continue reading “Miscommunication”
An elderly Dublin woman was driving round the Ring of Kerry with her husband when a garda on a motorbike waved to her to pull over.
The garda walked over to the window and said: “Did you know you were speeding ma’am.”
Continue reading “Speed Dating”
A Dubliner and a woman from Cork found themselves sharing the same sleeping carriage on a long distance train across Europe.
They had never met so it was a little awkward as they undressed and got into separate their bunk beds. After a few minutes, the man says: “It’s a bit cold in here…would you mind getting a blanket and passing it up to me?”
Continue reading “Let’s pretend to be married”
Liam was absorbed in his iphone one morning when his wife came up behind him and smacked on the head with a rolling pin.
“What’s that for?” he cried.
Continue reading “A horse called Wanda”