Innocent Eileen worries about the babies she’ll have

Eileen was in the maternity ward alongside two other women. They were all close to giving birth when one of the women says: “I’m going to have a boy because my husband was on top when we conceived.”

“Ah, I didn’t know it worked like that,” said the other woman. “In that case I’m having a girl because I was on top when we conceived.”

Eileen suddenly started crying. “Whatever’s the matter,” asked one of the other women. “Did we say something wrong?”

Innocent Eileen worries about the babies she’ll have

“I’m going to have puppies,” said Eileen.

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My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I winked at her and said: “Do you want a cuddle?”
“No” she answered.
I said: “Is that your final answer?”
“Yes.”
So I said: “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”
And that’s when the fight started…

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